You'll
laugh. You'll cry. You'll shrug with indifference. You'll meet a tall,
dark stranger. You'll believe a man can fly. You'll pay for the whole
seat but only need the edge.
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You
won't find any cheesy comedy, here. Instead, you'll get laugh-out-loud
scripts that have already proven themselves in front of many audiences.
If you want something more serious, you can also find hard-hitting
dramas and enlightening interpretations of Biblical characters.
These
scripts are all-digital, meaning you will need a device that can read
Kindle books (and any laptop, mobile or hand-held device should work for
you.) Keeping these files digital helps me keep my costs low, and I can
pass the savings onto you. In addition to the packs of scripts, many
can be purchased individually. If you are an Amazon Prime member, you can borrow these scripts for free.
If you don't have a Kindle, you can download the free Kindle app that will let you use it on all your mobile devices.
A collection of 20 of my best comedy scripts. In this volume you’ll discover: the perils of witnessing with a vampire,
why you need a receipt when you buy a pastor, how Bible shops might be
practicing false advertising, how not to help someone overcome stage
fright, why getting beheaded is not exactly a resume builder, how the
War on Christmas just got real, why knowing how to argue isn’t always a
good thing, why visiting some churches can be extremely confusing, just
how many church committees it does take to change a light bulb, the
risks of Bible themed businesses, how not to interview a prospective
deacon, the perils of loitering, and many more fun tidbits about crazy
Christians.
You can also find the individual scripts here.
Twenty more of my off-the-wall crazy, comedy scripts. In this volume you’ll discover: what people go through to change the thermostat, why a church hired a bouncer, why some insurance sales people can be really pushy, a support group for people disappointed the world hasn’t ended, Christians who judge you solely on your social media, what happens when someone’s testimony is run through a lie detector, what happens when Bible study comes to life, why you should be picky when hiring a church architect, why not every Bible verse would make a good band name, what happens when a Drill Sergeant trains missionaries, why you need a license to serve food at a potluck, why it’s a sit to take someone else’s spot, and many more fun tidbits about crazy Christians.
You can also find the individual scripts here.
You can also find the individual scripts here.
Twenty more of my off-the-wall crazy, comedy scripts. In this volume you’ll discover: what people go through to change the thermostat, why a church hired a bouncer, why some insurance sales people can be really pushy, a support group for people disappointed the world hasn’t ended, Christians who judge you solely on your social media, what happens when someone’s testimony is run through a lie detector, what happens when Bible study comes to life, why you should be picky when hiring a church architect, why not every Bible verse would make a good band name, what happens when a Drill Sergeant trains missionaries, why you need a license to serve food at a potluck, why it’s a sit to take someone else’s spot, and many more fun tidbits about crazy Christians.
You can also find the individual scripts here.
How to Evangelize People: The Complete Series
All
he wants to do was host a simple show about evangelism. Instead, the
Narrator is saddled with two assistants who not only steer the car
toward the cliff, they try to add booster rockets. When they aren't
accusing the Narrator of being a Communist or debating the deliciousness
of turducken, they sometimes, if the mood suits them, actually
illustrate how and how not to share the Gospel. An evangelism aid
disguised as a screwball comedy, or perhaps the other way around, 'How
to Evangelize People' is something you've never seen before.
You can also find the individual scripts here.
You can also find the individual scripts here.
Dramatic Duets
When
it comes to making them laugh or making a point, it doesn't have to be
either-or. These scripts address the issues of abortion, marital strife,
trusting God, church, safety, spiritual gifts, battling the devil, and
struggling to live a life of faith. It's a serious moral wrapped inside a
slightly silly sense of humor. Each drama is written for two actors.
You can also find the individual scripts here.
You can also find the individual scripts here.
The
Bible offers a history of a people of faith, but it rarely gives us a
glimpse of the day-to-day lives of those who lived it. Neither are we
privy to the actual conversations these people had with one another.
It’s so easy to see Bible characters as larger than life figures that we
forget they were also human.
These
duets and monologues that offer a fresh perspective on the lives and
faith of Biblical figures from the Old Testament. Characters include Adam
and Eve, Cain and Abel, Noah, Abram/Abraham, Sarai, Isaac, Moses,
Aaron, Pharaoh, Caleb, Nahbi, Joshua, Samuel, Saul, David, Nathan,
Daniel, Darius, Hosea, and Gomer.
You can also find the individual scripts here.
Conversations Through the Pages: New Testament
These duets and monologues that offer a fresh perspective on the lives and faith of Biblical figures from the New Testament. Characters
include Mary, Elizabeth, Joseph, John the Baptist, James, John, Peter,
Judas,Mary and Martha, Caiaphas, the Centurion, Mary Magdalene,
Barnabas, and Saul.
These duets and monologues that offer a fresh perspective on the lives and faith of Biblical figures from both the Old and New Testament. Characters
include Jacob, Rueben, Judah, Joseph, Samson, David, Saul, Nehemiah, Esther, Jonah, Matthew, John, Herod, John the Baptist, Judas, Pilate, Thomas, Peter, Paul, and Barnabas.
It’s time for your church to build. You’re planning a big campaign within the church to get people on board and to raise the money you need. This great venture is going to require faith and commitment from everyone, and sometimes just preaching at them won’t be enough. That’s where these dramas come in.
You can also find the individual scripts here.
Below are the individual scripts. These scripts are not DRM enabled and can be shared freely.
(They are also available in the Kindle Lending Library)
(They are also available in the Kindle Lending Library)
Free Scripts
Back to School - A lesson in choosing between being popular in school and "letting your light shine."
Chris and Robin Go Into The Wild - In this four-part series, two zany friends talk about what it means to answer God's call. This series was written for a children's camp.
Extreme Makeover:Heart Edition - A Christmas nitpicker is sucking the joy right out of the season.
Five Advent Readings - not exactly a script, but these five readings are perfect for any and all Advent services.
God and Politics - An aspiring politician is tempted by two smooth-talking consultants.
High Seas Adventures - Two children join an eccentric Captain and her giant parrot as they set sail for adventure. This six-part series was written for Vacation Bible School.
Lazarus: Friend of Jesus - A full length play about Lazarus. It's funny, touching, and challenging as it explores what it means to have faith when it seems God has abandoned you. (archived on this site)
Lingo - A visitor to a Christian meeting has no idea what anyone is talking about.
Parental Priorities - Two new parents forget that having children doesn't mean they should neglect their relationship.
Plus 2 - Why just attending a weekly church service isn't enough to fulfill your spiritual needs.
Punch in the Face - A would-be evangelist doesn't understand that actions speak louder than words, and you can't justify everything simply because you're doing it for Christ.
"Real Women" with Luci Fir - A women has a dream in which she's a guest on the talk show "Real Women with Luci Fir." She is forced to confront her own insecurities as well as all the pressures (and outright lies) placed on women from both without and within the church.
Science Club - Two science club members must perform experiments to help their stranded Professor get off a strange island. This six-part series was written for Vacation Bible School.
Punch in the Face - A would-be evangelist doesn't understand that actions speak louder than words, and you can't justify everything simply because you're doing it for Christ.
"Real Women" with Luci Fir - A women has a dream in which she's a guest on the talk show "Real Women with Luci Fir." She is forced to confront her own insecurities as well as all the pressures (and outright lies) placed on women from both without and within the church.
Science Club - Two science club members must perform experiments to help their stranded Professor get off a strange island. This six-part series was written for Vacation Bible School.
Sunday Morning Runway - What happens when a church is more focused on superficial concerns rather than what's truly important?
Techno-Mom - A mother is far to into her cell phone than her family, which is causing her to ignore what's happening right in front of her face.
Techno-Mom - A mother is far to into her cell phone than her family, which is causing her to ignore what's happening right in front of her face.
The Tempter's Trainee - The Devil has a new apprentice and shows him all the dirty tricks.
To Carry a Mat - Four friends have a crisis of faith as they carry their paralyzed friend to see Jesus.
What's My Line? - A Director gets more and more frustrated when the Actor refuses to say the correct line.
Wisdom and Impulse: A Coffee Conundrum - Wisdom and Impulse get together to discuss the merits of coffee. (A parody of the old Mac and PC commercials.)
What's My Line? - A Director gets more and more frustrated when the Actor refuses to say the correct line.
Wisdom and Impulse: A Coffee Conundrum - Wisdom and Impulse get together to discuss the merits of coffee. (A parody of the old Mac and PC commercials.)
Single Scripts for Purchase
How to Evangelize People: Series 2
Tips and Tracts - As the Narrator tries to address the subject of being a good restaurant customer (and tipping well), his assistants become obsessed with furniture and power tools.
Internet Evangelism - As the Narrator tries to address the subject of spreading the Gospel online and avoiding some problematic internet pitfalls, his assistants are too distracted by smartphone games and cat pictures.
Teen Skits About Issues
A Teen Skit About: Drinking - Brandon and Gary try to help their friend Ace, who is starting to become Facebook famous for all the wrong reasons.
A Teen Skit About: Conformity - Brandon and Gary try to talk their friend Chad out of doing something stupid to impress people.
A Teen Skit About: Stress - Karen is freaked out about her gigantic workload, and Brandon and Gary attempt to talk her down. Brandon also attempts humor, but the less said about that the better.
A Teen Skit About: Church - Shannon hates going to church, believing it to be the most boring, soul crushing experience there is. Brandon and Gary try to get her to see that despite all its flaws, there’s something about a community of Believers she needs.
A Teen Skit About: Commencement - Brandon and Gary are finally graduating, but while Gary has a clear path before him, Brandon has no idea what’s next. He’s more than a little scared about what the future holds.
Crazy Christians and Large Frozen Fish (part of this collection)
Apologetics Clinic
- A Christian parody of Monty Python's 'The Argument Sketch.' A hapless
patron enters the Apologetics Clinic and encounters a clerk who clearly
does not know what apologetics is, and it only goes downhill from
there.
Bible Shoppe Sketch - A Christian parody of Monty Python's classic 'Cheese Shop' sketch. A customer enters a shop that claims to be fully stocked with Bibles, but can't get a single one he asks for.
Biblical Business
- A Businessman goes to see a Licenser about setting up a Bible-based
business, and when his idea is taken, he finds that the other options
aren't very good.
A Christmas Persecution
- When three parishioners are barred from putting up a Nativity scene
on city property, their pastor realizes that the ban was definitely
justified.
Committee Sketch - A new pastor learns just how many church committees it takes to change a light bulb.
Council of Church Morality - A new member to the Council of Church Morality discovers that their priorities are askew in their choices for moral crusades.
Deacon’s Interview - A church member is asked a series of increasingly odd questions when being interviewed for a position as a deacon.
Dead Pastor Sketch - A Christian parody of Monty Python's classic 'Dead Parrot Sketch.' A customer tries to return a pastor he purchased because the pastor was dead. However, the clerk refuses to concede that the pastor he sold is, in fact, dead.
Have I Got a Hymn for You! - An aspiring hymn writer can't seem to realize why his efforts are soundly rejected.
How Not to be a Martyr - A Christian is told that the only thing he'll be good at is being martyred. He is then given several options for his martyrdom.
How Not to be a Martyr - A Christian is told that the only thing he'll be good at is being martyred. He is then given several options for his martyrdom.
Introduction to Evangelism Basics 101 - A frustrated instructor tries to teach his hapless students the art of evangelism. It doesn't go well.
Jesus Shop Sketch - A customer perusing the 'Jesus Shop' discovers that not all products benefit from their own 'Jesus Brand.'
Loitering - A man is accused of loitering, and the exchange just goes downhill from there.
Ministry of Public Speaking - A timid would-be evangelist tries to get public speaking lessons. Unfortunately, his teacher is, to put it politely, a complete loon. 'The King's Speech' this isn't.
Ministry of Public Speaking - A timid would-be evangelist tries to get public speaking lessons. Unfortunately, his teacher is, to put it politely, a complete loon. 'The King's Speech' this isn't.
On Second Thought
- If the whole purpose of Jesus coming to Earth was to die for our
sins, then it's pretty ridiculous to blame anyone for His death.
Besides, what would have happened if they'd changed their minds?
Pirate Peacemaker and Ninja Negotiator - A pastor tries to make peace between two members of his church: a pirate and a ninja.
Rapture Store - While the Rapture can make for a very profitable business plan, this store doesn't quite have the hang of it.Undead Evangelism - A human and his vampire friend are out spreading the Good News when they meet a zombie. Unfortunately, the human's undead biases cause a huge problem.
Who’s the Pastor? - A Christian parody of Abbot and Costello's classic 'Who's on First' routine.
Crazy Christians and Digital Daring Deeds (part of this collection)
Battle of the Church Thermostat - A group of insurgent parishioners are making a play to change the church thermostat. They face opposition in every direction from rival factions who also want control of the thermostat.
Church Bouncer - A man arrives at church to find a bouncer guarding the door.
Church Finder - A man goes to a professional Church Finder for help in finding a church. However, it doesn’t go as well as he’d like.
Church Insurance - A pushy insurance Agent tries to sell a policy that covers specific "Acts of God," including pillars of fire and plagues of locusts. He does not find a receptive audience.
Elections: a public service announcement - It can be hard, as a Christian, to decide who to vote for. This PSA presents a modest proposal that will clear things right up, as electing the right people is far less important than voting for the politicians who pander to us the most.
End Times Anonymous - We have a meeting of End Times Anonymous, a support group for people disappointed that the End Times, Rapture, and Second Coming haven't happened yet.
Enraged Emcee - An Emcee hosting an event about grace finds himself constantly interrupted by an Assistant who keeps trying his patience.
Facebook Inquisition - The Facebook Inquisition pounces on a poor individual because his Facebook activity isn't Christian enough.
How it Really Happened - A speaker giving his testimony is hooked up to a lie detector, and the truth of what really happened comes out.
The Library Sketch - A bookseller tries to sell several odd titles to a church librarian in this alphabetical situation. The titles are not well received.
Matthew the Verse Boy - A boy named Matthew is leading a Bible study. Problem is, everything he reads from the Bible happens around him. And not all the Bible's verses are happy and sweet.
Means and Ends - When Jerry says he'll spread the Gospel by any means necessary, he isn't kidding.
Ministry of Architecture - An eccentric architect offers some suggestions to a pastor about possible improvements to the church. None of these suggestions go over well.
Ministry of Christian Band Names - A bandleader of a Christian band is looking for some help in finding the perfect Biblical band name. Sadly, a visit to the Ministry of Christian Band Names reveals that all the good Biblical names are taken, and the ones remaining have a lot to be desired.
Ministry of Christian Television - A hopeful producer of a Christian television show visits a consultant at the 'Ministry of Christian Television' and the two of them have very different ideas about what constitutes "Christian programming."
Ministry of Church Productions - Someone makes the mistake of visiting the Ministry of Church Productions to get some help for Vacation Bible School. Let's just say you can be too literal when you act out Bible stories for kids.
Ministry of Good Character - A pastor runs afoul of the Ministry of Good Character when trying to dress up as a person from the Bible.
Missionary Drill Sergeant - A drill sergeant tries to instruct a group of would-be missionaries. Think Full Metal Jacket with less cursing and more Bibles.
Potluck License - A woman finds out that she needs a license to bring food to her church's potluck, and getting it isn't exactly a piece of cake.
That's My Spot - A cranky churchgoer discovers that some ruffian is sitting in his usual spot in the sanctuary. Naturally, this upsets him and he plans to take it to the highest authority.
Crazy Christians and Celestial Cosmic Capers
Accountability Partner - A would-be accountability partner is frustrated by the lack of sin committed by his charge.
Antichrist Recruiters - Two Christians are impatient for the End Times to begin and try to recruit an Antichrist to get things started. They just can’t agree on what kind of Antichrist they want.
By the Numbers - Two women, competing for the same church leadership position, compare their Christian stats to see who is the most spiritually mature.
Christian Doctor - A woman takes her husband to the hospital, only to find out that the doctor there lets all his Christian patients die so they can go to Heaven sooner.
Christian Test - A Christian wanting to join a church is asked a series of increasingly inane questions to test whether he is the “right” kind of Christian.
Nativity Director - A hapless director has no idea what he’s gotten himself into when he agrees to direct his church’s Nativity play.
Pastor Panhandler - A Christian couple encounter a panhandler they immediately recognize as their pastor in disguise. Things grow increasingly awkward as they try to act like they don’t recognize him.
So You Think You Can Minister - Three people find their ministry skills questioned when a Christian reality show host crashes their committee meeting.
How to Evangelize People (part of this collection)
The Salutation - As the Narrator tries to address the subject of greetings, his assistants (Eric and Andy) accuse him of being a Communist.
Speaking of God
- As the Narrator tries to address the subject of bringing up your
faith in a conversation, he also must console Andy on being a futon
owner.
Testimonies - As the Narrator tries to address the subject of testimonies, his assistants debate whether or not kilts are in this year.
Rejection - As the Narrator tries to address the subject of rejection, he and his assistants debate the quality of 'Weekend at Bernie's.'
Two by Two - As the Narrator tries to address the subject of going out "two by two," Eric and Andy debate the merits of spin-offs.
Servant Evangelism
- As the Narrator tries to address the subject of being a servant while
evangelizing, time travel via a phone booth is given due consideration.
Your Attention Please
- As the Narrator tries to address the subject of gaining someone's
attention, he must also confront his dislike of balloon animals.
A Page from the Book of Assisi
- As the Narrator tries to address the subject of emulating the example
of St. Francis of Assisi, Eric and Andy recall traumatic evangelism
attempts
A Christian to English Dictionary
- As the Narrator tries to address the subject of translating
"Christian Speak" to understandable language, Andy runs the risk of
being set on fire.
What’s Fun got to do with it?
- As the Narrator tries to address the subject of remembering that
there is joy and fun in the Gospel message, he is berated for using the
passive voice.
Politics as Usual
- As the Narrator tries to address how politics can interfere with the
Gospel message, Eric and Andy discuss the deliciousness of turducken.
The Lost Episode
- As the Narrator tries to address the subject of not letting biases
interfere with discerning who is and isn't a Christian, Eric discovers
why Andy is a terrible negotiator.
Stumbling Blocks
- As the Narrator tries to address the subject of stumbling blocks and
how they interfere with the Gospel message, Eric and Andy discover they
might be sued.
Tis the Season - As the Narrator tries to address the subject of Christmas, Eric discusses why he has a restraining order against Santa.
Friendly Neighborhood Atheist - As the Narrator tries to address the subject of engaging atheists, Andy learns new words.
Hard Questions - As the Narrator tries to address the subject of hard questions, Eric uncovers a conspiracy involving Kevin Bacon.
The Path to Salvation
- As the Narrator tries to address the subject of what is and isn't
needed for salvation, Andy wants to shoot someone out of a cannon.
Evangelism -
The Narrator is a no-show and Eric and Andy have no idea what to do
next. When Brian arrives to deliver a message, they find out what it's
like to evangelize in the real world.
How to Evangelize People: Series 2 (not part of any collection)
Tips and Tracts - As the Narrator tries to address the subject of being a good restaurant customer (and tipping well), his assistants become obsessed with furniture and power tools.
How to Evangelize People: Series 2 (not part of any collection)
Tips and Tracts - As the Narrator tries to address the subject of being a good restaurant customer (and tipping well), his assistants become obsessed with furniture and power tools.
Internet Evangelism - As the Narrator tries to address the subject of spreading the Gospel online and avoiding some problematic internet pitfalls, his assistants are too distracted by smartphone games and cat pictures.
Dramatic Duets (part of this collection)
Abandon all Hope – This duet explores how difficult it can be to trust God when times just seem to get tougher and tougher. Sometimes a Sunday School answer isn’t enough.
Computer Couple – This duet examines why we sometimes need a break for all our online communication. Too much time on the internet can hurt the relationships we value the most, and there’s something to be said for the value of face-to-face communication.
Down that Road – This duet examines the struggle of facing down our own temptations and helping friends face down theirs. Often, the ones who can help us the most are the ones who’ve been down the road we’re on.
First Feline Church – This duet examines Cat and Dog theology and the church. If you feed a dog, it thinks you’re God. If you feed a cat, it thinks it’s God. We can have the same sense of entitlement in our Christian lives, and taken to extremes, it’s not a pretty sight.
Gilda Does Something Funny – This duet examines learning how to trust God to work out the finer details, using the example of one of the funniest women of all time, Gilda Radner. That’s right, a Not-Ready-for-Prime-Time-Player is a spiritual lesson for us all.
Mabel and Ethel – This duet examines the frustrations of parenting children you may not like all the time. These two older women must also confront the fact that their children are grown and living lives of their own, and how scary it can be to trust in God when it comes to their kids.
One Cross Martyr – This duet examines what does and doesn’t count as suffering for Christ. Sometimes we think that being a general nuisance counts as martyrdom, when in fact, we’re just being insufferable jerks who are doing more harm than good for the Gospel message.
Pro-Life Church – This duet examines what it truly means to be pro-life. It’s easy to say you’re against abortion, but what happens when it’s teenage girls in your own community? How can you say you’re pro-life when you reject the girls who keep their babies?
Safehouse Sam – This duet examines why always avoiding adversity can lead to a very empty life. Yes, a life of faith, of going where God leads, can put us in some dangerous situations. Sometimes life-threatening. But sometimes taking that risk is how we minister to the world, and sequestering yourself away from all danger means you never do any good, and you never grow as a person or experience the blessings God has for you
Satan is Coming to Town – This duet examines why the fight against evil needs more than empty gestures and feel-good symbolism. Some of the Enemy’s biggest weapons are out hubris and pride. To truly combat evil, we’re going to have to humble ourselves, have some faith, and roll up our sleeves.
The Book of Jason – This duet examines why the book of Jonah is still very relevant to our lives today. We see the story from an entirely different perspective, but the message is the same. Our hero struggles with the idea that God loves and forgives people he hates, and he’s not to keen on being an instrument of God’s grace to those very people. It’s something we all can still relate to today.
The Call to Serve – This duet examines what it means to truly answer God’s call to service. Sometimes it means abandoning what we think are the plans. It can mean choosing between good and better. Occasionally it means the people closest to us, those who share our faith, will question our decision when God’s plans interrupt theirs.
The Counselor is [In] – Taking a page from Charlie Brown, this duet examines why being a Christian is not a guarantee that you won’t have problems. Our main character is having a tough time of it and can’t seem to catch a break. What’s worse, the usual Sunday School answers don’t help, as he’s doing everything right and still struggling. He exposes the dirty little secret that we Christians like to keep to ourselves. Perhaps it’s time we’re more honest with each other.
To Your Own Powers Be True – This duet examines why it does no good to mope about how you aren’t gifted, because that won’t change anything, and you ignore the ways you are. While this duet involves superheroes, it can be anyone who’s jealous of another’s gifts or talents. It’s important to understand that when we embrace our own gifts, we can do truly great and heroic things.
What a Man Wants – This duet examines why communication in marriage is essential. He wants to tell her how he really feels, and she doesn’t understand him.
What a Woman Wants – This duet examines why communication in marriage is essential. She wants to tell him how she really feels, and he doesn’t understand her.
What They Both Want – This duet examines why communication in marriage is essential. They want to tell each other how they really feel, and neither one truly understands the other.
Conversations Through the Pages - Old Testament
(part of this collection)
Adam and Eve - This conversation occurs between Adam and Eve just after they were banished from the Garden of Eden. It explores themes of betrayal and loss.
Cain and Abel - This conversation occurs between Cain and Abel a little while before Cain murders his brother. They argue about faith and the nature of God.
Noah - This is monologue is Noah talking to God. Noah is grappling with the task God has set before him.
Abram and Sarai - This conversation occurs between Abram and Sarai, just after God called Abram to leave everything and journey to a new land. They argue about blind faith, security, and what it means to follow God.
Abraham and Isaac - This conversation occurs between Abraham and Isaac, just after Abraham nearly sacrificed Isaac before God told him to stop. It examines what it means to follow God when it seems that the path ahead makes no sense, and trusting that God has a plan.
Moses and Aaron - This conversation occurs between Moses and Aaron, just after they return to Egypt to confront the Pharaoh. They talk about having faith, experiencing doubt, and what happens when you are called to something you feel is much bigger than you can handle.
Moses and Pharaoh - This conversation occurs between Moses and Pharaoh, as Moses demands the ruler let his people go. It’s about a man of faith, struggling with doubts, who still fights for what is right.
Caleb and Nahbi - This conversation occurs between Caleb and Nahbi, two spies who returned from the Promised Land. They debate trusting in God versus trusting what their eyes tell them must be true.
Joshua and Moses - This conversation occurs between Joshua and Moses, as Moses is about to die and pass the mantle of leadership over to Joshua. They discuss change, trusting God, and what happens when things don’t go the way you think they should.
Joshua and Caleb - This conversation occurs between Joshua and Caleb, as Joshua gives Hebron to the old man. They discuss being frustrated by people’s lack of faith, especially when they’ve all personally seen God’s hand.
Samuel and Saul - This conversation occurs between Samuel and Saul, just after Samuel has informed the king that God has rejected him. They debate what it means to be a man of God and a leader, and what happens when that leader strays from what is right.
David - This monologue is David as he stares at Bathsheba bathing. It explores the struggle of temptation and how easy it is to take the wrong path.
David and Nathan - This conversation occurs between David and Nathan, just after the death of David’s son. They talk about being angry at God, coping with tragedy, living with guilt, and learning to accept forgiveness.
Daniel and Darius - This conversation occurs between Daniel and Darius just before the king throws Daniel into the lions den. They debate what it means to serve God and whether or not you can compromise your principles, even when faced with impending death.
Hosea - This conversation occurs between Hosea and a friend, just after Hosea’s wife has run off yet again. They discuss what it means to love someone, even when that other person might not love you back.
Hosea and Gomer - This conversation occurs between Hosea and Gomer, just after he found her and bought her from slavers. It explores what it means to love someone who’s broken, and that no one is worthless.
Conversations Through the Pages - New Testament
(part of this collection)
Mary and Elizabeth - This conversation occurs between Mary and Elizabeth, soon after Mary discovered she was pregnant with Jesus. They discuss what it means to trust God when it seems everything is going wrong, and the road ahead looks bleak.
Joseph and Mary - This conversation occurs between Joseph and Mary, as they are fleeing from Herod, who is intent on killing Jesus. They talk about whether their son is truly a gift from God, or a curse, and what it means to follow God when everything in your life falls apart.
John the Baptist - This conversation occurs between John the Baptist and his disciple as they await the arrival of Jesus. They talk about waiting for God, trying to understand God’s will, and what it will mean when the Messiah actually appears, if He does.
James and John - This conversation occurs between James and John, the night Jesus called them. They debate whether they’ve made the right decision, and what it means to have faith and to leave everything behind when you follow God.
Mary and Peter - This conversation occurs between Mary and Peter, when Mary wants to see her son but is turned away. In their argument they talk about what it means to actually follow Jesus, and why it’s not always easy to have faith in Him.
Peter and Judas - This conversation occurs between Peter and Judas. They argue about whether it’s worth it to put their faith in Jesus and where that might lead them.
Mary and Martha - This conversation occurs between Mary and Martha, as they wait for Jesus to come heal their brother Lazarus. They talk about what it means when God doesn’t answer your prayers, and how it’s possible to still have faith in a God who lets you down.
Judas and Caiaphas - This conversation occurs between Judas and Caiaphas as they plot for Judas to betray Jesus. This scene explores what might have motivated a man who followed Jesus and witnessed all that He did to still betray Him.
The Centurion - This is monologue is The Centurion who witnessed the Crucifixion. He is watching the man some say is the Messiah, perhaps even God, die like a common criminal. He wrestles with a single question – who is this man?
Mary - This is monologue is Mary, talking to God, just after she buried Jesus. She is in shock, she is mourning, and she is angry at God for what has happened.
Peter and John - This conversation occurs between Peter and John, while they are in hiding after Jesus’ death. They confront the idea that they wasted their lives following this man and wonder what they’re going to do next.
Peter and Mary Magdalene - This conversation occurs between Peter and Mary Magdalene, as she tells him about discovering the Empty Tomb. They confront doubt and what it means to have faith in the most impossible moments.
John and Peter - This conversation occurs between John and Peter, just after Jesus ascended into Heaven. They discuss patience, forgiveness, and waiting on God.
Barnabas and Saul - This conversation occurs between Barnabas and Saul, just after Saul met Jesus on the road to Damascus. They talk about why having faith in others can be even harder than faith in God.
John - This conversation occurs between John and one of his disciples, when John passes on his book of Revelation. They talk about what it means to follow God when you don’t fully understand what’s going on and may never get all the answers.
Conversations Through The Pages - Volume Three
(part of this collection)
Jacob - This conversation occurs between Jacob and the stranger he wrestled with. Jacob struggles with trusting God and fears what’s about to happen when he meets his brother again. He demands God’s blessing from the stranger, and will not give up until he gets it.
Reuben and Judah - This conversation occurs between Reuben and Judah, two of Joseph’s brothers. They talk about what they did to Joseph, why they did it, and whether or not to tell their father. Reuben struggles with guilt while Judah believes they did what was necessary.
Joseph - This conversation occurs between Joseph and the Warden in charge of the jail. They talk about how unfair it is that Joseph is in jail, even after interpreting the dreams of the cupbearer and baker. Joseph struggles with keeping his faith strong and forgiving all those responsible for putting him in prison.
Samson and Manoah - This conversation occurs between Samson and his father Manoah. Manoah is concerned with his son’s behavior and fears he is growing too reckless. Samson believes he can do anything he wants, sees no problem with his behavior, and doesn’t see a need to change. The two of them talk about what it means to be a man.
David and Eliab - This conversation occurs between David and his oldest brother Eliab. It takes place soon after Samuel anointed David to be king, and their conversation reveals deep sibling rivalry, jealousy, and two brothers struggling with what it means to be a man.
David and Saul - This conversation occurs between David and Saul, right after David spared Saul’s life a second time. These two former friends and allies have a tense conversation, and David does his best to make peace with Saul even though he is still very angry with the old king.
Nehemiah - This conversation occurs between Nehemiah and a Jewish official. Nehemiah has just returned to rebuild the wall, and the two of them talk about the great undertaking ahead of them and whether it is even worth the trouble. The two talk about the kind of trouble Nehemiah can expect and they debate whether it’s worth it to put the people at risk.
Esther and Hathach - This conversation occurs between Esther and her messenger, the eunuch Hathach. She must decide whether or not to go see the king in order to stop the plot against her people. He and the eunuch talk about why she is in this position and the kind of legacy they both will leave.
Jonah - This conversation occurs between Jonah and a sailor while Jonah is on the boat, fleeing God. They talk about what it is Jonah is running from and whether he can truly outrun it.
Matthew and John - This conversation occurs between Matthew and John, soon after Jesus had called Matthew. John doesn’t believe Matthew belongs and predicts Matthew will return to his old life. The two talk about what it means to be redeemed.
Herod and John the Baptist - This conversation occurs between Herod and John the Baptist when the kind had imprisoned John. They talk about whether this Jesus was truly the Messiah, and if so, why he was letting John rot in prison. John must confront his doubts about his faith.
Judas and John - This conversation occurs between Judas and John, right after Jesus feeds the five thousand. Judas is upset that Jesus isn’t using His impressive power to do more for people, and he and John debate what the Messiah should do and whether Jesus is actually the one they’ve been waiting for.
Pilate - This conversation occurs between Pontius Pilate and his wife, just before Pilate must make a judgment about Jesus. Pilate struggles with wanting to let this man go and what that would mean for everyone to defy the angry mob.
Thomas and John - This conversation occurs between Thomas and John, after Jesus had ascended into Heaven and the apostles were preaching the Good News in Jerusalem. They talk about doubt, and John has to confront his own doubts about Jesus and his judgmental attitudes about others who doubt.
Peter and Paul - This conversation occurs between Peter and Paul, soon after Paul rebuked Peter for not eating with the Gentiles. They talk about what’s really motivating Peter to reject his fellow believers, and Peter must confront his insecurities, especially when around his friends.
Paul and Barnabas - This conversation occurs between Paul and Barnabas right before the two part ways. These two old friends argue about why they are splitting up and find that saying goodbye is harder than they expected.
Let's Build a Church
(part of this collection)
A Couple’s Conundrum – A couple is faced with a difficult decision of whether to financially support this new building campaign. Do they trust God, or will they let money matters weigh them down? It’s a common situation many couples will face when they hear the message about the building campaign, and it’s good to acknowledge that reality.
Action Action News – A news anchor is upset that a story about a church’s building campaign doesn’t have enough excitement, doom, and gloom. He’s frustrated by the lack of panic and wondering how it is people can trust in God so much that they faithfully give to this building campaign.
Back in My Day – Two people argue about whether there is actually a need to build a church or add onto what they have already. It’s a conflict between those who think things are fine the way they are and those called to build something new.
Bandages and Lollypops – A patient in need of care discovers what happens when a place advertised as a hospital can’t help him. If only they had invested in more infrastructure, they would be able to help more people in the community. A cute parable for why building a church benefits everyone, and what happens when a church isn't interested in working to reach their community.
Don’t Panic – We see that sometimes it’s easy to panic when you consider how everything could go horribly wrong. It’s easy to find flaws in your building plans, simple to second guess and predict failure before it even starts. A person can succumb to panic when they forget to have faith. They need to remember that if this is God’s will, it’s going to happen.
Kid in the Box – A boy named Jack is stuck in a box far too small for him. His mother refuses to help him out of the small one and into a bigger one. A silly but clear illustration about the problems of growing churches who’ve run out of room.
Land of the Giants – Two scouts enter the area their church plans to build and see a problem. One scout thinks this is nothing they can’t deal with, but the other sees an unstoppable giant who will destroy them all. This is a humorous retelling of the Promised Land spies and how they doubted God could overcome the giants they faced. It’s a similar situation to what your church may face when you decide to build. Yes, there will be giants, but you can overcome them.
The Cornerstone – After the first stone in the building campaign is laid, it’s time to celebrate. Of course, it might not seem that way, what with all the work still ahead, but it’s important to celebrate getting this far. Sometimes the hardest part is getting to place the first stone, and it’s good to celebrate and thank God for getting you that far.
The Enemy – A young woman comes face to face with The Enemy and learns how to fight back against his lies and doubts. We learn that if there’s one thing that will throw a wrench in your building campaign, it’s doubt and discouragement. We need to understand where it comes from and how to deal with it.
The Shoulder Consultants – An Angel and Devil do battle when a church begins a building campaign. They argue as the humans they’re tailing deal with faith and doubt over this new building.
What’s Your Excuse? – A game show tests contestants on making the very best excuses to get out of all sorts of situations, from family obligations to supporting a church building campaign.
You Call This Cooking? – A chef apprentice learns the hard way that to truly be a master chef, one first needs the right equipment and a well-built kitchen. It’s a cute analogy that illustrates the need for a proper building.
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